Good morning to all of you incredibly awesome readers!
Right now, I am really drawn on a blank. I have nothing planned for this post, really. Sometimes I want to do something really hilarious, and then my mind goes POOF, "I've got nutin' bro" and I'm trying to think of something to do.
So, I figured, while I'm here, I might as well tell you all a few of my favorite puns.
Are calculators expensive? Yeah, I didn't count on it.
Speaking of calculators, I just realized that decimals have a point.
I had a problem with math one morning...the teacher summed it up for me.
I need someone to help me with my math puns. It's a mighty division.
I additionally make math puns all the time.
You can't trust beauty parlor employees! They make up everything!
Did you hear? Like, oxygen and magnesium, are like, totally going out. It's like, O.M.G.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger...then it hit me.
End of pun rant: I was wondering yesterday why I like puns so much. I find it interesting how some people cannot stand puns while other people cannot take puns sitting down. They have to say them all the time, and giggle and laugh at their own jokes while everyone else stares at them like they've gone mad.
I'm one of the people who tends to laugh at their own jokes. I laugh at my friends' jokes, and I laugh at my own jokes, even when I'm saying them to myself, outside, with no one else around. I do that occasionally, actually. It's...actually really strange...
I'll see you all on my next post, next Friday! :)
-BeyondTheClouds
Friday, February 20, 2015
Friday, February 13, 2015
Good Evening!
GOOD EVENING, WORLD,
And, I am happy to say that my insanity is rising. I don't know if that's good or bad...and that's sort of the point...
BUT, MORE IMPORTANTLY, it is 9:04 here where I am living which is rather late yet I do not go to bed, and do you know WHY? Well, because I am having some really deep feelings about the world right now, like, how is the Earth floating?
How is the Earth floating...that sounded much better in my head. I know, the universe works in ways we often do not understand but sometimes, I wonder what would happen if whatever force that holds the Earth up would be to just...STOP, leaving us to fall through...whatever is out there.
You know? Like, would we fall forever, or is there an end to the universe in which we would hit and be splattered into oblivion? Or is there an endless pit thingy we would continue to fall through forever? If the Earth was falling through the universe, would we feel it, or would it be more of a mild breeze to us Earth dwellers?
Would we see the TARDIS flying around if we were to fall through space itself?
No, nevermind, the TARDIS would be in the future trying to prevent the Earth from falling...
Where did the TARDIS come into this again?
Okay, so if the Earth was falling, what would there be to do? What would be your first face of action? If someone was to tell you that you had ten minutes left before the Earth hit...I don't know, another planet, or another galaxy, or something, what would be your first face of action?
I would TYPE FASTER, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO! I HAVE BOOKS TO WRITE, POEMS TO FINISH, AND THIS POST I AM CURRENTLY WRITING, WHICH IS REALLY GETTING OUT OF HAND!!
I will see you guys in my next post, next week! :)
-BeyondTheClouds777
And, I am happy to say that my insanity is rising. I don't know if that's good or bad...and that's sort of the point...
BUT, MORE IMPORTANTLY, it is 9:04 here where I am living which is rather late yet I do not go to bed, and do you know WHY? Well, because I am having some really deep feelings about the world right now, like, how is the Earth floating?
How is the Earth floating...that sounded much better in my head. I know, the universe works in ways we often do not understand but sometimes, I wonder what would happen if whatever force that holds the Earth up would be to just...STOP, leaving us to fall through...whatever is out there.
You know? Like, would we fall forever, or is there an end to the universe in which we would hit and be splattered into oblivion? Or is there an endless pit thingy we would continue to fall through forever? If the Earth was falling through the universe, would we feel it, or would it be more of a mild breeze to us Earth dwellers?
Would we see the TARDIS flying around if we were to fall through space itself?
No, nevermind, the TARDIS would be in the future trying to prevent the Earth from falling...
Where did the TARDIS come into this again?
Okay, so if the Earth was falling, what would there be to do? What would be your first face of action? If someone was to tell you that you had ten minutes left before the Earth hit...I don't know, another planet, or another galaxy, or something, what would be your first face of action?
I would TYPE FASTER, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO! I HAVE BOOKS TO WRITE, POEMS TO FINISH, AND THIS POST I AM CURRENTLY WRITING, WHICH IS REALLY GETTING OUT OF HAND!!
I will see you guys in my next post, next week! :)
-BeyondTheClouds777
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