Good morning to all of you incredibly awesome readers!
Right now, I am really drawn on a blank. I have nothing planned for this post, really. Sometimes I want to do something really hilarious, and then my mind goes POOF, "I've got nutin' bro" and I'm trying to think of something to do.
So, I figured, while I'm here, I might as well tell you all a few of my favorite puns.
Are calculators expensive? Yeah, I didn't count on it.
Speaking of calculators, I just realized that decimals have a point.
I had a problem with math one morning...the teacher summed it up for me.
I need someone to help me with my math puns. It's a mighty division.
I additionally make math puns all the time.
You can't trust beauty parlor employees! They make up everything!
Did you hear? Like, oxygen and magnesium, are like, totally going out. It's like, O.M.G.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger...then it hit me.
End of pun rant: I was wondering yesterday why I like puns so much. I find it interesting how some people cannot stand puns while other people cannot take puns sitting down. They have to say them all the time, and giggle and laugh at their own jokes while everyone else stares at them like they've gone mad.
I'm one of the people who tends to laugh at their own jokes. I laugh at my friends' jokes, and I laugh at my own jokes, even when I'm saying them to myself, outside, with no one else around. I do that occasionally, actually. It's...actually really strange...
I'll see you all on my next post, next Friday! :)
-BeyondTheClouds
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