First of all, I was wondering...why is it that whenever there is a super skinny, super unstable piece of wood positioned conveniently (or moved from a very convenient place) over something super dangerous (e.g. lava, the side of a building), the first thing the guy does it walk across it!? I understand the purpose of a chase scene, but plllleeeaaassseeee do the smart thing! And that way, you spare us of the thirty seconds of suspense.
DO WE REALLY NEED THE EXTRA SUSPENSE!?
Oh, and hello, heroic protagonist, I understand that you want to make yourself look all cool and dramatic by darting away from people shooting at you at full speed, but looking COOL is not important here! The important thing is NOT GETTING SHOT! Run in a zig-zag! Turn to the left! Don't run in a straight line!
If there's a helicopter in a movie, it'll blow up. It just will.
"What do we do?" "We break in!" I'm sorry, but "breaking in" will not always be your best option, guys. Think of something original.
This one goes out to super heroes everywhere: Do you have to smash a hole in the wall every time you make a dramatic entrance? I mean, seriously. The door's right there...
If you are shot somewhere (the shoulder, the leg, the ankle, etc.), you can keep fighting with no pain as long as you wrap a piece of cloth around it. I AM SORRY, BUT NO. Just NO. Where do people get this stuff!?
Speaking of wounds...people in movies can get beat up without complaint (sometimes they practically get thrown across the street), but they wince and groan while people are fixing them up.
Whenever you switch a light switch, it will make a rather loud noise, no matter what.
If you're sneaking in somewhere, the door will creak. It just will.
You're trying to be quiet and not wake someone up. So, you crash into the bookshelf, shatter glass, and fire a gun maybe, and the guy doesn't wake up. And then, as the floorboards creak, the guy will wake up.
Seriously?
*person dies in movie* Aww, too bad. *dog dies in movie* NO!!! SO SAD! NO! NOT THE DOG!
They never look at the explosions they cause. They just don't.
If a window breaks in a plane, you will instantly be sucked out of it.
The moral of this post: Well, I hope they make more realistic movies sometime. :D Although, even though movies aren't always one hundred percent accurate, there's only so much they can do while sticking to reality and making the movie interesting.
Well, anyways, I hope you all enjoyed this post, and I'll see you next post! :D
-BeyondTheClouds777
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